Applying the Mean Value Theorem

The first post of the first blog of my life...
I feel like there should be some sort of celebration or that I should say something particularly memorable. Like the introduction of a book, I feel like I should say something that would explain the rest of this blog from now into the future. So, waiting for the right words to hit me, I held off on making an entry... one day, two days, until it's almost been a week. (Perhaps I am exaggerating, I can't seem to accurately tell the passing of time anymore) But here I am, writing because I left my homework at school.
That's right, I had one assignment to do tonight, and I left it at school. Brilliance.
Unfortunately, that's me. Airy, forgetful, clumsy. I have an average of 5 spilled cups of water (or other beverages) per week.
But not to fear, I have my moments of brilliance, too. Albeit rare.
But today is not one of them.
Today... I had an orchestra concert, and somehow, I slept right through it. Waking up and looking at the clock, I realized it was too late... I should have been at school two hours ago.
Is this a sign of complete failure? When will I be able to find that elusive responsibly, timeliness?
College is coming up... and I have no idea what will become of me.
Will I float..
Will I sink...
Until then, I guess I must find a remedy for the calamitous person that is unfortunately me.